Satire essay

There is one health insurance policy that has recently exceeded all of its competitors this health insurance is called Obama Care. This coverage was made by our amazing president Barrack Obama, the man of many mysteries. This president Barack Obama achieved so many miracles in his presidency he has increased our deficit over 40% in two and one-half years, soared food and gas prices, enabled the largest number of home foreclosures, turned America into the largest food stamp nation, and increased the racial division even amongst blacks which was presented in Maxine Water’s Bedroom Slippers speech.

Other great achievements that Barrack Obama made was increasing our nations debt by $4,247,000,000,000 in just 945 days, this is concluded to be the fastest increase in dept under any president in the history of our nation. Barrack Obama also appointed a tax cheat for Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Franz Geithner. Appointed over 34 non-elected czars with exorbitant salaries and gave visas to illegal aliens. However enough said on our amazing president. Obama Care is the main miracle that gives ordinary Americans critical preventive services for free, that were originally out of pocket costs.

Obama Care, the health insurance program that gives Americans preventive services for free. What a blessing! You would think. It is a miracle that Obama Care is practically free because in a study led by the Congressional Budget Office(CBO), it stated that 2. 5 million citizens are anticipated to lose their jobs by 2024 because of Obama Care. Isn’t it a blessing that Obama Care is free! Obama Care is also free to the 42 million Americans that are living in poverty because of Obama. Isn’t that what we wanted.

Another interesting fact to people that love Obama Care, before Obama Care people could choose what vaccination they wanted to take or not, the people had the choice, but now if you don’t take certain vaccinations like a flu shot you will be fined. Thats great you don’t have a choice in what you want to take, instead if you do not take the vaccination you will be fined. Obama Care also forced trillions of dollars in dept down our throats, while legislators did not even get a chance to read the bill before it was passed.

That’s great Obama makes all the decisions for the people we don’t have to worry about what will happen, lets just sit back like usual and let our amazing government make our decisions for us. This is starting to sound a little bit like communism but it is all marvelous, we don’t have to make any decisions anymore. Obama Care has impacted many lives of ordinary Americans young and old, wealthy and poor. Some impacts are introduced in many interviews of random individuals, too give an idea of what Obama Care really is becoming.

Obama Care will impose new compliance regulations, employer mandate taxes, and numerous indirect costs on small, and medium-size companies. For Scott Womack, the owner of a dozen IHOP restaurants in Indiana and Ohio, these are obstacles that will most likely prevent him from expanding his business and hiring new employees. Ann Lorenz a senior citizen relies on Medicare as she copes with serious health care challenges, including Parkinson’s Disease. Ann sees a number of doctors and depends on a variety of prescription drugs and therapies to stay independent.

She worries that Obama Care threatens her access to doctors, treatment options and insurance plans. This mainly exemplified that Obama Care does not cover her doctor bills that she needs to pay or she would be at risk of not obtaining her prescriptions, but it is all great there are other doctors that are covered by Obama Care you can change your health care. Obama care will discourage the uninsured from seeking coverage and cause the insured to lose the coverage they currently have.

The uninsured also can not afford their bills including those who are in poverty, they will be fined if they can not afford their monthly low cost bill. Its amazing that the government forces you to obtain a health insurance but if you can not afford it you will be fined. People can not afford a place to stay or food to eat. Those people are then forced to take on an insurance policy that they also can not afford so they will get fined because they can not pay their bill.

So, then the government will look to the middle class people to pay those bills through taxes. These tax’s are then sent into the government’s coffers as well as the money they fined the poor individual. The president of the United States makes a total of $400,000 a year through taxes. This is a very high starting salary I am shore he will have no problem paying for his health insurance policy. But oh wait Obama is exempt from this health insurance as well as congress! It is so great that even the government did not want to be a part of it.

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